In So Many Words...

My favorite word mix-ups today and the sentences in which they were used:

Nubbles: Look, Mommy, I’m poking my nubbles.
Kanoleum: Let’s play with our cars on the kanoleum .
booGARs: Baby Jesus has booGARs.
Malmations: Mom, “d” is for malmations!
Anxious: Let's go into the anxious pyramid first. [ancient]
Sweet Streeper: The sweet streeper is cleaning the street, Mom.
always lickin’ it : Misinterpretation of a toy that says “always wingin’ it”