"Education in Every Bite"

How is that for a slogan? Doesn't that make you just want to dig in? A couple of our school buildings gave away these cookies with lunch on President's Day. My school didn't, but I complained until the director brought me a couple bags. I felt a little left out. I mean, who wouldn't want to see the president's face on a cookie?! Sadly, I only had 2 bags, so I couldn't put together our country's entire presidential history.

I heard they didn't taste very good, though, so I wasn't about to try them. Ron, who will eat almost anything, said they taste like dog biscuits. Sure enough, Clara loved them. (She was waiting patiently for me to give her the ok.)